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 The public bus service in the city is cheap and efficient. Follow these tips for an enjoyable journey.
 
1. The bus service runs from 6 am to midnight. If you see buses in service outside the hours, don't get on those buses, even when you see people getting into them.
2. You have to pay exact changes in coins. If the bus drivers offer to exchange the money, say "no" politely and take another bus (with the exact fare of course). This is for your safety.
3. Important: don't collect fare from other passengers. If anyone does this on your bus, close your eyes and don't respond until the sound died down. 
4. Hold onto the railings all the time when the bus is moving. The bus driver won't wait for you. Yeah, even when you're sitting.
5. You should board the bus from the door on the front and take off from the door in the middle. Remember: there're only 2 doors in the bus. If you see a third door, don't take the bus and wait until you no longer see it.
6. No pets are allowed except for guides dogs for blind people. If a dog keeps barking, don't take the empty seat or stand where it barks at.
7. If you get on the bus from the third door, avoid catching the bus driver's attention as only they are authorized to remove you from the buses.
8. If you feel a light electric shock from holding onto the railing, ask passengers nearby for any coins, especially those with a figure on their back.
9. Be considerate to dogs.
10. Double check if the seats are vacant. Remember that you can't see everyone on the bus.
 
Follow our guide for everyone's protection. Enjoy your journey!

Date: 2023-07-06 06:39 am (UTC)
sholio: sun on winter trees (Default)
From: [personal profile] sholio
This is delightful!

Date: 2023-07-06 09:24 am (UTC)
garonne: (Default)
From: [personal profile] garonne

I love this! So surreal and clever.

Date: 2023-07-06 04:18 pm (UTC)
muccamukk: Wanda walking away, surrounded by towering black trees, her red cloak bright. (Default)
From: [personal profile] muccamukk
That's fantastic! I love how it starts as a normal PSA, and just gets weirder. Very welcome to night vale.

Date: 2023-07-06 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] chanter1944
I was getting WTNV vibes as well! Also slight shades of Neverwhere or Fallen London.

Date: 2023-07-06 06:36 pm (UTC)
chanter1944: an older house and surrounding autumn scenery (Wisconsin autumn: smells like fall)
From: [personal profile] chanter1944
Ooooh! *intrigued*

Date: 2023-07-06 08:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] used_songs
This is really cool!

Date: 2023-07-07 03:49 pm (UTC)
silveredeye: anime-style person with long light hair (Default)
From: [personal profile] silveredeye
Ooh, lovely! Reminds me a little of How To Survive Camping, but the WTNV comparisons are also very apt.

Date: 2025-01-02 08:24 pm (UTC)
nonesensed: My cat is a happy cat (Default)
From: [personal profile] nonesensed
Clearly a super safe and reliable bus service! Very amusing, thank you for sharing 💜💜💜

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